ROTFLMAO!
This is a page for all things silly, stupid, or twisted.....though most of it is all three. So if you like a bit of humor and need a bit of a laugh, have a browse through my collection of silly caption pictures, jokes, and various crack I've cooked up over the years. Come on, you know you want to, if just for shits and giggles. Just be sure to check your brain at the door. Warning: If you have delicate sensibilities, are easily offended, or lack a sense of humor, this section may not be for you.
Petz Humor
Warning: "The Petz Kama Sutra" is PG-13 humor. So if you can't handle sexual content, or don't want to see pictures of pixel animals in sexual positions, then do not click on the link. You have been warned. The Petz Kama Sutra was just a little wacky idea that popped up in this twisted little mind of mine. Over the years, I've snapped quite a few pictures of my petz doing naughty looking things, so I put together a silly little Kama Sutra spoof and posted it on my Livejournal. Throughout my life, I've been told that I must have been put on this earth to put everybody's minds in the gutter. This is yet more proof of that.
Caption Pictures
Yes, I admit it. I love making caption pictures. It gives me a chance to make my favorite characters say and do silly and stupid things. So far, my targets have included Harry Potter's Severus Snape, Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes, and Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings. So for your twisted viewing pleasure, I am putting my collection of caption pictures here. Just click each link to see a silly caption picture.
A Day in the Life of Snape
Ever wonder what a day in the life of Severus Snape is like? Well, recently a photographer (whose name shall remain anonymous) was able to sneak into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and follow the mysterious potions professor, Severus Snape, around for a couple of days (unbeknownst to him of course). So, here's some of the many strange scenes witnessed by the hidden photographer.
Snape plays a joke on Professor Lockhart
Snape opens up a can of whoopass
Little does Snape know, Dumbledor did it
Snape has a little fun at the staff party
Snape's been dreading this for a while
Night of the naked Hagrid part 2
Snape tells Minerva a classic muggle dirty joke
The Silly Side of Sherlock
I'm a big fan of Sherlock Holmes, he's one of my favorite literary characters. I also quite like Jeremy Brett's portrayal of Sherlock in the Granada T.V. series. Well, I had some pictures/screencaps that where just begging to be made into silly caption pics. So here we are, the silly side of Sherlock!
Maturity goes out the window at Reichenback Falls
Goofy Grima (or Wacky Wormtongue with a side of Silly Saruman)
My favorite character from Lord of the Rings is, of course, Grima Wormtongue. So it was only a matter of time before poor Grima became a target of my twisted sense of humor.
Grima learns a lesson about women
Being Theoden's Councilor isn't such a glamorous job after all
Grima gets a little laugh at Saruman's expense
Grima learns not to piss off Gandalf
All those late night parties in the Golden Hall take their toll
Because pudding snacks are delicious